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This is how Guild Wars pwnt your game.
Let us count the ways.
My Guild Wars subscription is free.
Not sixteen bucks for thirty days.

You may have many more emotes,
and weather for every season.
You also have night and day.
But I play Guild Wars for different reasons.

I love the instant action;
all the PvP I can find.
Or I can log into your game,
and get started with the grind.

There's three campaigns, one expansion,
and a bonus mission pack.
That a whole lot more than World of Warcraft;
Even more than Asheron's Crack.

You finally jumped on-board
and started up your guild banking.
Maybe in a few years, you'll have GvG
and give your players their guild ranking.

You say you have ninjas and pirates?
Well, Guild Wars does in kind.
My Assassin is a ninja.
and Orion is a butt...nevermind.

Then there are your graphics.
They really look out-dated.
Unless you're playing "that other game".
But that cartoon is over rated.

We don't have dwarves and elves,
just balanced PvP.
But we do have plenty of Gods.
And that's good enough for me.

I can dye my armor any color I want;
red, blue, green, pink, or black.
I don't even have to pass the skill check
or carry tons of comps in my pack.

Guild Wars doesn't have fishing
or other useless skills.
We tend to focus on kicking butt
with observers to count our kills.

Observer mode is the very best!
I never miss a fight.
My wife gets mad when I wake her up
Yelling, "Hit 'em with Healing Light!"

In the end, I have to say that
Guild Wars has no equal
and though you're laughing because Dom can't jump
They'll fix that in the sequel.

You other MMOs can fight for silver,
Because Guild Wars took the Gold.
Try to deny it all you want,
Just remember: "Five Million Units Sold"